Ha! I'm Tired Of Nollywood Movies... Imagine!

Chief is inside the car with the glasses wound up, armed robbers attack and shoots at chief
but the bullet won't break the glass but will kill chief inside the car
how come ??

A man shoots himself on the head 3 times...Habaaa !!!!!!! How in the world is that possible?

RMD remembering when he was still 7years old as far back as 1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of him....... Chinekeee

Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food she stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it Zack Orji dies while she survives
Nawaa oo!!!

Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board "Vote for Goodluck" Hmmmm

A 7year old character is washing plates and he suddenly becomes an adult in his 20's still washing the same plates and wearing the same trousers...

Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering in the village and has to do serious farm work to survive only for you to see that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson red..

Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl
Yet has tattoos on her body

Someone dies with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro... Na wetin?

A woman suddenly decides to poison her husband
Then she opens her food cabinet and brings out the substance
Is poison part of cooking ingredients?

They shoot you on the leg yet blood starts coming out from your nose?

John Okafor (Mr Ibu) is the father of Nkem Owoh (Osofia). Biko who is older?

You must cough before you die.. Kai Kai mallam

Patience Uzokwu....flash ed back to wen she waz 17 and playing life....and she is wearing brazilian hair in 1975........... ­ .......na wetin?

Kanayo O Kanayo dies with boxer his spirit returns wearing suit?
Chei una 4 tell us say fashion parade dey that way na

Why is Nollywood like this? 

Lol!