Lol: He Proposed And She Gave Him A Stinging Slap!

(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, a man and

woman having dinner)

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited

more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted,

sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes,

even

went out of my way to be nice to every male specie

of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play

station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House

on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to

Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian centre int'l, MFM,ChristEmbassy,

Redeemed, from there I went to This Present

Winners looking every where for you

l went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what

you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to

Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five

to faceboook,

then I

went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted,

hoping ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on

Facebook,

infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for

you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation

was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon,

before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? 

Do you want to kill me before you reveal

yourself?!!! 



Now be a Gentleman, get down on

your knees and

put that ring on my finger!!!

Written by anonymous.